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Bulma
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 19:43


Eve
tavo image uzuomina i sarah brightman?

Eve
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 19:51


Bulma
Ne, šiaip įdėjau, nes įdomus pasirodė. O Carey tu jau pasiuntei?

Bulma
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 19:53


Eve
taip. pries keleta min

Eve
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 19:54


Bulma
Gerai. Ačiū tau labai. Man tos dainos taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaip reikėjo...

Bulma
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 19:58


Eve
pasakyk, kas cia?



Eve
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 20:00


Bulma
Super Junior gražuolėliai...

Bulma
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 20:01


Eve
kaip atpazinai?

Eve
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 20:06


Bulma
Su savo nuojautos pagalba.

Bulma
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 20:07


Eve
aisku. as einu valgyt (kokio velnio?!), tai nzn, ar siandien atrasysiu

Eve
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# Posted: 6 Dec 2007 20:11


Bulma
aisku. as einu valgyt (kokio velnio?!), tai nzn, ar siandien atrasysiu
Gerai. Skanaus. Aš tai jau einu nuo kompo išvis-reik pabaigt daryt pizmatiką.

Bulma
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# Posted: 7 Dec 2007 18:03


Eve


Eve
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# Posted: 14 Dec 2007 20:06 - Edited by: Eve


Bulma
Bolekai, atleisk, kad nesusitikau su tavim po pamcių. Tavo SMS aš gavau tiktai parėjusi namo ir pradėjusi krauti mėlynąją Nokia, kurią ryte buvau palikus ant stalo dėl tuščios batarkės. O Samsung irgi per dailę išseko...

Dėl šito mano pasielgimo Bolvei rožytė:



Bulma
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# Posted: 14 Dec 2007 20:58


Eve
o man reik vel 2dieni eit del to chemces kontro, blet suka jibanaja!

Eve
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# Posted: 5 Jan 2008 19:59


Bulma
Sveikas, Bolekai. Po kelių savaičių čia vėl apsilankiau... Per visas atostogas nėjau, nes nenorėjau sveikint su gimša 3ženklio, be to, dėl tos matiekos žiauriausia depresija buvo užslinkusi... Sėdžiu per dienas prie užduočių ir dirbu kaip dūra... Kas dar apie mane... Dėl dar vieno dalyko norėčiau keiktis visais rusiškais keiksmažodžiais, kokius tik žinau. Tu įsivaizduoji-tie daubai daktarai manęs nuo kūncės neatleido Loxai. Iki šūlės baigimo teks man kankintis, o ir univere kažkiek laiko teks sportuot.

Norėjau dar apie kai ką užsimint... kažkuriam žurnale perskaičiau, kad artimiausią vasarą Lietuva Avrilės sulauks... Gal į koncertą norėsi varyt? Pasikviesim Justinskį su Povilevskiu į kompaniją... Dar ir Taucį pazvanijusi paraginsiu ne kompu žaist, o pakelt šikną nuo kėdės ir nueit į smagų renginį su manim ir mano drauge.

ruslanasite
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# Posted: 5 Jan 2008 21:58


Question for everybody

Have you seen the movie "Epic Movie"?

Epic Movie is an American 2007 parody film that was directed and written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and produced by Paul Schiff. The film mainly spoofs some of the high-box-office-grossing films of 2005 and 2006: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, the Harry Potter film series, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, X-Men: The Last Stand, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Nacho Libre, Snakes on a Plane, Talladega Nights, Casino Royale, The Da Vinci Code, Mission Impossible 3, Superman Returns, the Star Wars series, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Shrek, Click, and Borat. It was made in a similar style to Not Another Teen Movie, Date Movie, and the Scary Movie series.

ruslanasite
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# Posted: 5 Jan 2008 21:59


The White Witch from movie "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" becomes The White Bitch from Gnarnia

ruslanasite
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# Posted: 5 Jan 2008 22:05


Parodies



Movies
The Da Vinci Code: The initial scene in the Louvre museum and the monk Silas.
Nacho Libre: The scene where Edward is in the monastery and is attacked by Nacho and Chanchito. Another reference is the final battle when Edward puts on a Lucha Libre mask and crushes the White Bitch's assistant.
Snakes on a Plane: Susan's scene in the plane and the Samuel L. Jackson look-alike saying, "Enough is enough. I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" numerous times.
X-Men: The Last Stand: The mutant academy and its students.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Willy Wonka, the chocolate factory, the golden tickets and the Oompa-Loompas.
A Christmas Story: when Lucy first goes to Gnarnia, she gets her tongue stuck to a frozen metal lamppost.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: The White Bitch, Harry Beaver, Mr. Tumnus, the land of Gnarnia and Aslo.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest: Captain Jack Swallows, the ship scene,Captain Jack Swallows rides a giant wheel toward the White Bitch, and the White Bitch dressing up as Davy Jones.
Click: The universe manipulating remote control in the final battle.
Harry Potter film series: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Hagrid, Minerva McGonagall, and Hogwarts Academy all have look-alikes.
Superman Returns: The daydream of Peter getting shot in the eye and not dying (only suffering really big pain). In the Unrated edition, The White Bitch plans to build a new continent using a yellow crystal in which Bink admits she stole the idea from the 2006 film. She then abandons the idea.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: The Borat look-a-like.
Scarface: The movie Mr. Tumnus is watching is a faun version of Scarface. Instead of main character Tony Montana the movie has a faun version of him called "Tony Fauntana".
The Star Wars saga: Harry Beaver says, "May the Force be with you" when Lucy, Susan, and Peter leave with Mr. Tumnas to train. The Imperial Stormtroopers and Chewbacca.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: The White Bitch lives in a White Castle restaurant, and one of her assistants calls Edward "Kumar".
Casino Royale: James Bond appears.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift: The White Bitch's assistant drives a sled with a personalized license plate saying "Gnarnia DRIFT".
Mission Impossible 3: The theme song can be heard in the in museum scene; Lucy's briefing through a disposable camera.
American Pie: The White Bitch is referred to as MILF, as she is played by the same actress that played Stifler's Mom, the original MILF.
Beerfest
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Guys in Wonderbread suits spraying champagne
The Lord of the Rings trilogy: Several characters from the movies are present.
A Fish Called Wanda: Captain Jack Swallows rides a giant wheel toward the White Bitch, aiming to run her over, and shouts "Revenge!" as Michael Palin does in A Fish Called Wanda.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The Black Knight was seen in the White Bitch's army. His arms were also chopped off in reference to the famous scene in Holy Grail.
V for Vendetta: V is dancing with a toy baby in the credits.
National Lampoon's Animal House: A picture of John "Bluto" Blutarsky is shown during the 'Lazy Day Pirate' video.

Television
The Love Boat: The initial scene in Jack Swallows's boat.
MTV Cribs: Mr. Tumnus' house tour.
Punk'd: when the White Bitch shows Edward her breasts to get information out of him and Ashton Kutcher shows up and starts screaming, "You just got Punk'd!" and tells Edward to say "I just got Punk'd". Ashton then proceeds to annoy Edward like on the show until Edward gets pissed off and beats him down (Edward snaps Ashton's neck in the unrated version of the movie).
American Idol: A picture of Fantasia, the winner of the third season of American Idol, shows up during "lazy pirate day"
Gilligan's Island: A Gilligan photo appears during the "Lazy Pirate Day" song.
Family Guy: Peter Griffin has a photo appearance during the "Lazy Pirate Day" song.
Laguna Beach: A sign says "This way to Laguna Beach".
Batman: A sign says "This way to Gotham City".
South Park: In the unrated version, White Bitch wants to build a new continent from a yellow crystal but she is later told it has been done in a previous movie, which makes reference to the episode Simpsons Already Did It.
SNL: The 'Lazy Pirate Day' remake of Lazy Sunday.
Futurama: The White Bitch beat boxes with an octopus on her head referencing the episode, The Lesser of Two Evils.

People
Paris Hilton: Susan crushes a Paris Hilton look-a-like when she falls off a plane.
Puff Daddy: The rapper Faun in Mr. Tumnus's house is a Faun version of Puff Daddy.
Kanye West: During Lucy's briefing through a disposable camera, the look-a-like shows up and says, "The White Bitch does not care about black people"
Nicole Richie: Peter makes a stick figure pee drawing in the snow and calls it Nicole Richie (Making fun of how thin she is).
Kevin Federline: Silas the monk tells Lucy in the museum that he is going to "Drop her faster than K-Fed".
Samuel L. Jackson, a Samuel L. Jackson look-alike says, "Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" several times before he tosses Susan out of the plane.
50 Cent: Edward accidentally gets a "50 Cent" tattoo on his back while trying to get a White Bitch tattoo.
Ashton Kutcher: During the Punk'd sequence.
Flavor Flav: In the Lazy Pirate Day sequence.
Mel Gibson: In jail.
2pac: Tatoo "THUG LIFE"
Pussycat Dolls: The female pirate singers of the Pirate day, singing a rap song with Beeps.
Lauren Conrad: Appears during the school scene as the friend of Mystique.
Chuck Norris: Edward says "Chuck Norris rules" when they find the wardrobe once again.
Guns N' Roses: During the party before the battle, the Fauns playing on the stage resemble the band showing Slash (musician), and Izzy Stradlin during the concert.

ruslanasite
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# Posted: 5 Jan 2008 22:17




[ Cast
Actor/Actress Role/Parody of Movie/TV
Kal Penn. Edward .The Chronicles of Narnia/Nacho Libre
Jennifer Coolidge. The White Bitch of Gnarnia .The Chronicles of Narnia
Adam Campbell Peter The Chronicles of Narnia/X-Men trilogy
Faune A. Chambers Susan The Chronicles of Narnia/Snakes on a Plane
Jayma Mays Lucy The Chronicles of Narnia/The Da Vinci Code
Kevin Hart Silas The Da Vinci Code
Fred Willard Aslo The Chronicles of Narnia
Carmen Electra Mystique X-Men trilogy
Tony Cox Bob
Héctor Jiménez Mr Tumnus The Chronicles of Narnia
Katt Williams Harry Beaver The Chronicles of Narnia
Danny Jacobs Borat Borat
David Lehre Ashton Kutcher Punk'd
Scott L. Schwartz Hagrid Harry Potter series
Kevin McDonald Harry Potter Harry Potter series
Crista Flanagan Hermione Granger Harry Potter series
George Alvarez Ron Weasley Harry Potter
Michelle Misty Lang Blonde Girl
Lauren Conrad Herself
Crispin Glover Willy Wonka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Darrell Hammond Captain Jack Swallows Pirates of the Carribean
Jim Piddock Magneto X-Men trilogy
Dia Bromwellih Helen Slayton-Hughes

Bulma
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# Posted: 6 Jan 2008 14:20


Eve
i avril koncerta noreciau nueit, ji - 1 is mano megstamiausiu atlikeju.



o su broliais ir tauciu vel prajuokinai

Eve
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# Posted: 6 Jan 2008 19:50 - Edited by: Eve


Bulma
i avril koncerta noreciau nueit, ji - 1 is mano megstamiausiu atlikeju.
Tai eikim, kai ji atvyks, jei bilietų kaina bus "įkandama".

o su broliais ir tauciu vel prajuokinai
Taucį aš būtinai pasikviesiu, gal net susitarsiu su juo susitikt kaip nors mieste prieš tai, kad jis neitų į koncertą kaip į aklą pasimatymą. Bet bijau siūlyt jam susitikimą-gal jis pyksta už tuos skambučius, tai patykos sutartoj vietoj su chebra ir mane pridubasins...

Beje, prie ko čia tas filmas, apie kurį bernelis parašė? Gal esi girdėjus ką apie jį?

Bulma
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# Posted: 8 Jan 2008 21:12


Eve
cia bernas parase apie filma?!

Eve
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# Posted: 9 Jan 2008 19:12


Bulma
cia bernas parase apie filma?!
Nu, man susidarė toks įspūdis, kad apie filmą. O apie ką gi jis iš tikrųjų rašė??









Bulma
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# Posted: 9 Jan 2008 19:20 - Edited by: Bulma


Eve
reklama filmo dare !!!



Eve
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# Posted: 9 Jan 2008 19:26


Bulma
Jo??? O tu ką nors apie filmą šiaip skaitei ar girdėjai gal..??



Bulma
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# Posted: 9 Jan 2008 19:34


Eve
cia kaip parodija daugybes filmu viename

ka tau primena?


Eve
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# Posted: 11 Jan 2008 18:46 - Edited by: Eve


Bulma
cia kaip parodija daugybes filmu viename
Tai filmas maždaug tokio tipo kaip "Amerikietiškas pyragas" ar "Pats baisiausias filmas"...

ka tau primena?
Primena rusiškus pokalbiuis apie domofoną...

"Klausyk, blet. Koks domofonas??? Tu, blet, ką-pisteltas???"

O kaip tau toks paveiksliukas? Ant tų durų parašyta: "Mašinų nestatyti. Bauda-lopeta per stiklą"



Bulma
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# Posted: 11 Jan 2008 18:48


Eve
super bajeris. nors, matyt, gal kas ir gavo. manau, tai veiksmingiau nei tik "nestatyti masinu"

Eve
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# Posted: 11 Jan 2008 18:54 - Edited by: Eve


b]Bulma[/b]
super bajeris. nors, matyt, gal kas ir gavo. manau, tai veiksmingiau nei tik "nestatyti masinu"
Tai tikriausiai kad taip :D

Bulma
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# Posted: 11 Jan 2008 19:05


Eve


grazus berniukai?

Eve
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# Posted: 11 Jan 2008 19:07


Bulma
Ne, baisiai atrodo, nes jų snapai balti kaip sūris... ir stilius žiaurus.




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